Leave your inquiries in the boudoir.Important notice.
Greetings, and welcome to my ask blog.
You see, I have been feeling rather stiff lately, and I decided that answering a few questions that any of you humans have for me would be quite pleasurable.
So, come on! Don't be shy -- I am an open book.
My boredom has become such a pesky little thorn in my side. Do me a favor and help rid me of it?